Last we left our Big Brother hamsters, the Veterans were dealt there first big blow with the elimination of Brendan. Danielle knew she know had an x on her head. That coupled with the fact that as the outgoing HOH she could not compete in the next HOH competition, pretty much made it a must that Kalia had to win HOH. Much to the relief of Ms. Donato, Kalia did win HOH and that brings us to tonight's episode where we find out who is going to go up on the block.
Prez Obama better not fuck with my DVR tonight.
Adam is sadly out of his elf suit. I think i enjoyed Enzo in the penguin suit last year more. I miss the brigade. Theres no good alliances this season. We start with 5 solid minutes of recap. Kalia is very happy about being HOH. She starts crying. Rachel is not happy. This was basically the worst case scenario for her. Jeff thinks hes in trouble. Jeff also realizes that Porsche kind of screwed there alliance over by making him and Shelly go against each other. Porsche realizes she may have pissed off Jeff and is now trying to be buddy buddy with Kalia and Danielle. Rachel is crying alone in the have not room. Enter Porsche and Jordan to console her. Its like the First Wives Club, without the big musical number at the end. This week, the person that gets evicted will have the chance to come back. After a pep talk from Jeff and Jordan, Rachel is back into fighter mode. Oh goodie.
Kalia's HOH room is like every other HOH room. Shocking! Something about her mom makes her cry like a baby. The highlight is Rachel standing right behind her smirking. Ah, nothing says high school girls like Big Brother. Danielle is coaching Kalia. She tells her not to agree to anything. Rachel is the first one in to try to butter up Kalia. Rachel asks Danielle to leave the room. BURN. Rachel now respect Kalia because she won an HOH. Kalia does not seem to care.
Were back with Kalia and Shelly and Kalia talks about her hard life as a black woman. I think im going to throw up. Kalia is now sleeping on a hammock and Shelly feels the need to be a prankster. She sneaks under the hammock and freaks out Kalia. Its finally time for the Have/Have not competition. Its a food competition. There are two teams and someone on the team has to mix a disgusting drink and the other team mates need to guess whats in it. Jeff starts for team Blue and Lawon for Red. Jeff guesses first and guesses correctly. He also gets the 3nd ingredient correct. He gets the last one wrong however. Lawon also gets 2 of 3. Now they need to chug there drinks to see who wins. Jeff wins the point. Porsche beats Shelly in the next round to tie it at one point each. Last round is Danielle for Red and Jordan for Blue. They tie and now have to have a chug off! Oh man this is gross. Danielle wins. So the have nots for the week are Jeff, Jordan, Shelly, and Rachel. Jordan is sad she made he team have nots. Shes adorable, i must say. The Have Not menu is Coconut and Catfish.
Jeff and Jordan are in the have not room and Jordan is angry at the amount of floaters in this house. I have to agree with her, there are so many people this season who are just blah and not doing much. I guess that was the flaw with giving people a pass for so many weeks until they were in the top ten. Kalia calls Shelly into the HOH room because she doesn't know where she sits. Shelly has been the biggest flip flopper so far in the house. She says as much in her talking head. Jeff and Jordan are next in line to talk to Kalia. Kalia wants to put up Rachel and Jeff so Jeff and compete in veto. J and J don't like this at all. Kalia insists shes straight shooting, but Jordan has had enough of Kalia's bullshit and chews her out and leaves. Atta girl! Now Jeff is tearing her a new one. Kalia just really screwed herself over.
Kalia has locked in her nominations. I'm fairly certain we are seeing Rachel and Jeff here. In a hilarious scene, Rachel literally sits right next to Danielle, like almost on top of her. Danielle scoots over, and Rachel follows. How i love cattiness. and in a shocker to nobody, the nominations are Jeff and Rachel. Kalia goes into normal excuse mode. She makes some awful analogy about having wings. Rachel tries to instigate Danielle again. Jeff calls her Big Kalia! That was classic. See ya guys Wednesday!
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