Last time we left our drunken stunt men, Chet was in the hospital and the Gray team had just won its 2nd straight challenge. The blue team was looking a little thin however they did have their top competitors left.
Chet comes back to the house and he fills us in on horror stories from a Czech hospital which include bars on the windows and having to give himself a suppository. The Hospital does not want him to compete right away so cue TJ Lavin making an appearance at the house. You know when TJ is at the house its not good news. he informs Chet that because he has to miss another challenge, he is done with the competition. Chet’s reaction: " I would rather be circumcised with a rusty spoon" Good outlook on life Chet
The gang gets a text about there next challenge. Melinda says they need to win for Chet. How come no one has taken a run at Melinda? She is really hot and finally single. Plus her ex, Danny, is a huge dick, so that would be perfect revenge for someone who had beef with him previously. there challenge involves passing a basketball in a line until the last person shoots the ball in to hoop. Oh and of course they are all suspended in air. it wouldn’t be a challenge if they weren’t suspended in air.
The red team goes first and picks Brandon to be the shooter. Brandon is reluctant but accepts the role because he does what his team tells him to do. Of course they make the black guy shoot the basketball. MTV= RACISM. Red team is doomed from the beginning. When they do finally get a couple balls to Brandon, he launches them like a football and is not even close to making one. That will teach you red team for stereotyping. Next up we have the blue team. Derrick will be doing the shooting for the blue team. He does pretty well and makes 4 balls. Next up is the gray team and they have Abram shooting for them. Abram hates basketball. Why do all these people think that launching a basketball from a sitting position while suspended 50 ft in the air involves the same skill set that actually playing basketball does? Abram does surprisingly well and makes 5 balls, which is 5 more then the red team made. Gray wins the challenge and is safe from the Goulag(the elimination round)
In the voting, the blue team has it pretty easy. Emily nominates herself because she’s a rookie and has not been in yet. Derrick nominates himself because he’s tired of losing and knows he can kill bitches. The red team on the other hand is completely torn apart. In a really close vote, Melinda gets sent in. The red team votes Brandon in for the 4th time. Brandon is not happy about it but host TJ Lavin is even more unhappy. He says "this is the worst decision I’ve ever seen in this challenge." Cold words from TJ. The red team is confused that so many people received voted tonight. Later on while the gang is out at the club, Camilla reveals that she voted for Brad. Keep in mind the votes are anonymous so no one ever would have known that she did. Probably a bad career move there, rook. Brad's wife finds out and promises that Camilla will be going into elimination every week from here on out.
After more crying from Camilla about how she’s just trying to do the right thing, we finally arrive to the elimination. They use a game that they used earlier in the season where both players have their hand on two ropes in the shape of a circle. The goal is to wrestle the ropes from your opponent. First player to 5 wins. First up are the ladies. Everyone there, including TJ, is really impressed with the effort Melinda puts up, even though she loses 5 to 0. The guys are up next and despite winning the previous 3 challenges, Brandon is no match for the crafty veteran Derrick. He also loses 5-0. I’m more sad that Melinda leaves the show without one guy taking a shot at her. We end with Paula and Jenn (that’s not a typo, her name has 2 n's) arguing over something. Probably about whose fake boobs look better. My vote is for Jenn.
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